Blame My Birth Chart - Astrology - Zodiac - Ladies’ Muscle Tank - Astrological Chart

Blame my birth chart.

Said with a straight face and a very small amount of sincerity — the astrological version of I'm like this for reasons.

There is something genuinely useful under the joke. A chart gives people language for traits they already had: the bluntness, the overthinking, the tendency to reorganize a kitchen at midnight. Naming a thing makes it easier to live with, and that holds whether or not Mercury had any say in the matter.

It is not a defense and it will not win an argument. It is a way of saying yes, I know. This is simply how I come.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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