Said with a straight face and a very small amount of sincerity — the astrological version of I'm like this for reasons.
There is something genuinely useful under the joke. A chart gives people language for traits they already had: the bluntness, the overthinking, the tendency to reorganize a kitchen at midnight. Naming a thing makes it easier to live with, and that holds whether or not Mercury had any say in the matter.
It is not a defense and it will not win an argument. It is a way of saying yes, I know. This is simply how I come.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
