Blame My Birth Chart - Astrology - Zodiac - White glossy mug - Astrological Chart

Blame my birth chart.

Said with a straight face and a very small amount of sincerity — the astrological version of I'm like this for reasons.

There is something genuinely useful under the joke. A chart gives people language for traits they already had: the bluntness, the overthinking, the tendency to reorganize a kitchen at midnight. Naming a thing makes it easier to live with, and that holds whether or not Mercury had any say in the matter.

It is not a defense and it will not win an argument. It is a way of saying yes, I know. This is simply how I come.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China